A few things...

It doesn't matter where you go in the world:

1. Real Estate agents will treat you like garbage and try and screw you over if you're renting;
2. I will always lose socks;
3. I will always be confronted with screaming children in supermarkets;
4. There will always be bad TV shows;
5. People will be obsessed with their weight; and
6. Gwen Stefani will always rock.